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March 28, 2003

Found this amusing.

On the Common Dreams website, I found this boldly-worded headline from a Toronto Star editorial:

U.S. envoy doesn't get it: This country will not be bullied or bribed into doing something that is morally offensive

Courageous stance, Canada opposes the war and will not budge from its position.

Then, I went over to the Toronto Star website to look at the original source, and in the process, ran across this frontpage headline:

Canadian troops on the ground in Iraq, officials confirm


But it is a little more complicated (or at least confusing) than that. Canada still opposes the war, but has "Canadian soldiers in the British army as well as the Australian army and they may be in Iraq at this time." The Canadian soldiers have guns, but are only allowed to fire them in self-defense. They aren't allowed to attack, but they are taking part in spy and logistical efforts that will allow others to attack. Which isn't really a much more morally superior position than doing the killing yourself.

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As a Canadian living in the U.S., this kind of hypocrisy is not surprising at all. Canadian governments have a long tradition of saying one thing to keep the public satisfied, and acting in an entirely different way privately. I'm guessing, but I would suppose that the majority of Canadians are opposed to the military participating in this particular war (or invasion, whever you prefer). So the government, after much hedging, finally comes out a couple of weeks ago and says "we won't help".

However they also have to cover themselves with the Americans, so rather than rule out any participation at all, they allow some small numbers of canadian military personnel embedded in british units to continue. And, hope no one finds out about it. The government is trying to have it both ways and pleasing no one, not the public, who rightly feel they've been lied to, nor the Americans, judging from the comments of the ambassador a couple of days ago. Canadians have every right to feel disgusted with their leaders, who apparently are afraid to take a principled stand one way or the other.

Posted by: Kevin at March 28, 2003 08:17 AM

Actually from the article it sounds like these Canadian soldiers are part of an officer exchange program. Likewise there will be British and Australian officers in Canada who will sit out the war. i don't think that takes away from the principle of the matter ...

On the matter of AWACS, those are planes that were previously being used in the "War on Terrorism". Canada should have pulled those soldiers out as soon as the assignment changed ... but didn't.

Posted by: at March 28, 2003 09:50 AM

Yes, from what I've heard up here there were exchange programs going on and some canadian soldiers are along with UK/etc troops. What the gov't is sidestepping however, is if they are actually in combat, or in fact, if they even know where they are! At this point apparently we are embedded enough into the conflict that we can't pull out without screwing things up (as in putting others in danger, or at least, what they say).

Posted by: Arcterex at March 28, 2003 05:04 PM

Kev: re the Canadian govt.'s hypocracy--isn't that universal, in all govts.? Kinda like that jalapeno jack cheese--creamy at first, then it bites back.
Everything's gonna be ok though, cuz Bush is still trying to figure out how to work the "control" and "delete" buttons on his laptop. (media & public)
But if he ever figures out how to push them both down at the same time, we're all in BIG trouble.

Posted by: Kate S. at March 30, 2003 04:55 PM
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