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February 21, 2003

Okay, very minor issue, but one that should make all movie-goers happy.

Ads Before Movies Prompt Lawsuit

Yay!

An English teacher in Chicago has filed a class action lawsuit against Loews theaters, claiming that saying "the movie starts at 3pm" and then showing 10 minutes of advertisements (excluding the movie previews) before the film starts is a "deceptive business practice."

Is this a frivolous lawsuit? Probably. But I hope she wins.

Posted by Jake at 12:19 AM
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I don't think this is a 'minor' issue at all! I'll be damned if I'm going to pay $7 and upwards to watch a stupid coke commercial. I can watch the good ole TV for that crap.

They've been posting two 'start' times in Paris theatres for at least 12 years (probably more, but that's when I was living there). One for the start of the commercials/previews, then the real movie start time. Brilliant.

Go English Chicago teacher!

Posted by: lrc at February 21, 2003 09:54 AM

Yeah, movie ads suck, especially since a patron is paying for admission unlike TV commercials (which suck too) but sponsor the programs. So on principle, the lawsuit is a statement or perhaps even a joke to promote awareness of the incessant and ubiquitous advertisements.

The thing to remember though is that movie theaters only make most of their money off concession sales -- the mega-plexes also have arcades, candy machines, etc.). Movie studios and distributors get all the profits from ticket sales. So are the exhibitors desperate or greedy? There's the issue of the Great American Media Consolidation and how it affects theater chains.

Does this mean that more moviegoers are just paying for admission and not paying for the overpriced junk food? I'm one of those cheapskates, though I prefer to think of myself as a non-sucker.

One solution is to picket the concession stands with signs like "No $5 popcorn for me, suckers." Ironically, a successful boycott and loss of concession revenue may mean more ads.

So to refer to a SIMPSONS episode, don't boycott, it's evil...(zombified voice) You told us to boycott, you told us it was good...

Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2003 10:16 AM

Actually, I think the movie distributors and the theaters split the profits of the tickets and the concessions. At least that's how it was a few years back.

Posted by: Jake at February 21, 2003 10:20 AM

I guess I have to check into that. It seemed to me that movie theaters made most of their revenue from concession items while most of the ticket profits went to distributors. Perhaps if varies?

Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2003 04:38 PM

Not trivial at all. Seeing ads on TV is only fair. We don't pay for TV. That doesn't extend to the movie theaters where we now have to pay $9 and up to see car commercials. I hope she wins.

Posted by: at February 21, 2003 05:58 PM

for what it's worth:

movie theatres get a 30/70 split on ticket sales for the first two weeks of a feature, with the lion's share going to the studio. after the first two weeks are up, the ratio flip-flops, but, as expected, the studios pull every dollar of advertising, so no more billboards, no more tv ads, etc.

if you wanna stop the ads, though, slash the seats. carve 'fuck your ads' in with a razor blade. how many 200-dollar seat repairs can they stand?

personally, i don't mind the cheesy slide-show ads before movie time. you know, the ads for bob's hair salon, and gina's grill, etc. i don't see why they can't do just as well supporting local businesses, which i wouldn't find nearly as offensive.

Posted by: jeremy at February 24, 2003 09:35 AM

Then the solution is simple if one has enough discipline. Don't go to the theaters at all! Most studio movies are shit anyway.

Posted by: Eric at February 24, 2003 10:02 AM

ya burn thoes movie adds ..die die die!11 muhahahhahahh just rent the dvd when it comes out.. and burn movies!!!!

Posted by: Brion at October 7, 2003 09:35 AM

BURN THE MOVIES!! DIE DIE >> RenT dvds

BRUN MOVIES!! HAAHAHAHAHH!

Posted by: Brion at October 7, 2003 09:37 AM

We sould really get some congressmen or senators involved in stopping T.V. Commercials in movie theaters.Really,if I wanted to see T.V. Commercials,I'd stay at home.Yeah,yeah,I know,stay at home then,That's easy when you don't have a wife or girl friend who wants to see the latest moronic movies out.If they insist on bombarding us with T.V.Commercials then the should lower the prices of movie tickets.$9.50 a piece is rediculous.There should be a cap on all that stale food that they sell too,come on $14 for two sodas,popcorn and a piece of candy.

Posted by: Vincent at January 2, 2004 12:01 PM

can i be an actress? whats the #

Posted by: loren at January 9, 2004 05:48 PM

I have been doing a research paper on the subject of the commercials before the movies, and have found some interesting information. The studios can receive up to 90 or 95% of all revenue from the sale of movie tickets for the first one to two weeks that the movie is out, and then it goes down from there. It looks like the most that the actual movie theaters get is 30% and that is when the movie has been out for a while and is no longer getting as many people in to see it. As upset as I have been in the past about the commercials before the movies and the high prices of pop and popcorn, I have realized that these are necessary. If they were to get rid of the commercials before the movies, the admission price would skyrocket. The same for the high concession prices, if they lowered them they would either have to raise the admission or sell more ads. It's a lose lose situation.

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