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February 21, 2003

Fortune magazine has named Wal-Mart as its "biggest Most-Admired company" for 2002.

The article points out how Wal-Mart is so huge that nearly every business has to alter its practices to suit Wal-Mart.

How huge is Wal-Mart? Let's check some creepy facts:

  • Wal-Mart's sales on one day last fall--$1.42 billion--were larger than the GDPs of 36 countries.
  • It is the biggest employer in 21 states, with more people in uniform than the U.S. Army.
  • It plans to grow this year by the equivalent of--take your pick--one Dow Chemical, one PepsiCo, one Microsoft, or one Lockheed Martin.
  • If the estimated $2 billion it loses through theft each year were incorporated as a business, it would rank No. 694 on the FORTUNE 1,000.

    If that doesn't blow your mind, then get off my site, you fucking cyborg.

    Wal-Mart sells 39% of the nation's dog food, 32% of its disposable diapers, and 30% of its photographic film. What kind of market share do you need before its an illegal oligopoly?

    The whole article is very interesting, examining Wal-Mart's cutthroat business techniques (well, some of them). The key seems to be Wal-Mart's insistence on purchasing items from their retailers at the absolute lowest possible price, allowing Wal-Mart to sell these items to consumers at a very low price. Unfortunately, it also means that the retailers need to pay their workers as little as possible to maintain their low sales price. Which presumably pushes wages down for huge portions of the population, who then need to rely on the great deals at, uh, Wal-Mart.

    So that's the Wal-Mart secret, using their economic clout to get the lowest prices available and draw in maximum customers because of their deals.

    Well, that and repeatedly violating their workers' rights.

    Posted by Jake at 12:11 AM
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    I had to stop at a Wal-Mart once when I was driving north, and it began to snow; I had to get chains for the car. I went in and found them right next to the...guns.

    I hurried out as fast as I could.

    Yay America!!! Land of the bleak and dysphoric lowest-common-denominator standarization!

    Posted by: michele at February 21, 2003 12:34 PM

    So did you buy the chains?

    Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2003 04:40 PM

    do all wal mart's smell like toilets? the ones i've been to always do.

    Posted by: art mooney at February 21, 2003 05:29 PM

    I always feel so torn when I visit back home in Indiana and the CDs that cost $18 dollars here in Chicago cost a lot less in Wal-Mart. I don't know of any major retailers that have unionized staff (probably how they came to be major retailers). I also remember when Wal-Mart had it's "Made in America" push - but it seems that has toned down in the past five years... I'm sure I'd be stunned the dearth of items truly made in These United States.

    Links to sites critical of Sam & Co:
    http://dmoz.org/Society/Issues/Business/Allegedly_Unethical_Firms/Wal-Mart/

    I'm stunned when I take a moment to measure how much a commodity cost to make versus how much it costs to market - that is, how much extra money it costs to convince me to buy it at a higher price.

    Posted by: Andy at February 21, 2003 10:55 PM

    The Wal-Mart, one of those mega-stores that's the rage in my town, doesn't sell alcohol. Is this the franchise's policy or just this one's puritanical "keep 'em dry" campaign?

    Posted by: Eric at February 22, 2003 08:53 PM

    What's your point?

    Posted by: Johnny Bardine at February 23, 2003 08:34 PM

    Dude, you might have a little more cred if you understood the difference between retailers and wholesalers/suppliers.

    Cheers.

    Posted by: Lex at February 24, 2003 08:07 AM

    If you're talking to me, I think you misinterpreted my rhetorical question.

    Posted by: Eric at February 24, 2003 10:07 AM

    Yes. Yes, I bought the chains. I would have preferred not to, but it was 11 or so at night, and I didn't know the area.

    ~sigh~

    look at me, supporting Phillipine sweatshops making...um...tire chains?

    oh well.

    Posted by: michele at February 24, 2003 01:41 PM
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