....LMB: "Finally, the Demonization"....

February 06, 2003

You should probably give this a read.

Comfort and the Protesters

It's an editorial from the tabloid-ish New York Sun paper about a New York anti-war protest scheduled for February 15. The organizers are having trouble getting a permit for their protest, which is just fine with the NY Sun:

"Mayor Bloomberg and Police Commissioner Kelly are doing the people of New York and the people of Iraq a great service by delaying and obstructing the anti-war protest planned for February 15. The longer they delay in granting the protesters a permit, the less time the organizers have to get their turnout organized, and the smaller the crowd is likely to be. And we wouldn’t want to overstate the matter, but, at some level, the smaller the crowd, the more likely that President Bush will proceed with his plans to liberate Iraq. And the more likely, in that case, that the Iraqi people will be freed and the citizens of New York will be rescued from the threat of an Iraqi-aided terrorist attack."

After derisively mentioning the protesters' concerns about free speech and the First Amendment, the Sun drops this mind-melter:

So long as the protesters are invoking the Constitution, they might have a look at Article III. That says, "Treason against the United States shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court."

Wait for it.

There can be no question at this point that Saddam Hussein is an enemy of America....

And there is no reason to doubt that the "anti-war" protesters — we prefer to call them protesters against freeing Iraq — are giving, at the very least, comfort to Saddam Hussein...

So the New York City police could do worse, in the end, than to allow the protest and send two witnesses along for each participant, with an eye toward preserving at least the possibility of an eventual treason prosecution.

There you have it. Publicly disagreeing with Bush's plans for war on Iraq is treason. I want you all to go down to your local police station and turn yourselves in.

I was going to write the Sun an angry letter, but realized that they were unlikely to print a letter that began "Dear Lying Sacks of Crap."

But, I'm gonna turn things on their head a bit, just cuz I can.

Osama bin Laden is undoubtedly an enemy of the United States.

Osama bin Laden wants Saddam Hussein overthrown, because he is not a fundamentalist Muslim.

A war on Iraq will likely overthrow Saddam Hussein.

Won't this be giving "comfort and aid" to Osama bin Laden, our enemy?

Therefore, all supporters of the war on Iraq have committed treason, and should be arrested.

Blah.

Posted by Jake at 10:06 PM
Comments

wow, i should just shoot myself in the face then.

Posted by: Akasha at February 6, 2003 10:28 PM

Yes. Yes you should.

Posted by: Jake at February 6, 2003 10:33 PM

So very, very cold...

I think I'll also shoot myself, once the retching stops.

Who wants to move to Canada with me?

(censored cussing)

Posted by: Christina at February 7, 2003 09:01 AM

How silly. The protesters are not giving aid and comfort to the enemy, they human shields are giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Posted by: susie at February 23, 2003 07:24 AM
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