....LMB: "Happy Columbus Day"....

October 14, 2002

If you're reading this site, there's a good chance that you've read Howard Zinn's book A People's History of the United States. And if you have, this won't be anything new to you.

Zinn went back to the primary documents, Christopher Columbus' personal diaries, and the writings of Bartolome de Las Casas, a priest who lived among Columbus and his men in the New World. And the results aren't pretty for anyone who is a fan of Columbus.

Some relevant passages from an article Zinn wrote on the subject:

In his quest for gold, Columbus, seeing bits of gold among the Indians, concluded there were huge amounts of it. He ordered the natives to find a certain amount of gold within a certain period of time. And if they did not meet their quota, their arms were hacked off. The others were to learn from this and deliver the gold.

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But Columbus could not obtain enough gold to send home to impress the King and Queen and his Spanish financiers, so he decided to send back to Spain another kind of loot: slaves. They rounded up about 1200 natives, selected 500, and these were sent, jammed together, on the voyage across the Atlantic. Two hundred died on the way, of cold, of sickness.

And we have a national holiday to commemorate this guy's first day in the New World.

On a similar theme, we have today's column by our pal Geov Parrish. Maybe, at least one day a year, Americans can spend a little time thinking about the country's past and present relations with the Native people living here.

I've got a bigger, broader take on this that I'm writing, I'll try to post it tomorrow.

Posted by Jake at 11:38 PM
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So THAT'S why the bank was closed! I was so confused. My world was Columbus-free yesterday, so I was at a loss when I couldn't get in the doors at my bank. I guess without the construction-paper cutouts of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria that i was forced to create in elementary school (oh, but don't get me wrong--we'd take any excuse for a holiday, putting on a play and making puppets out of construction paper and tongue depressors was much more fun than math), I can't recall when it's Columbus Day.

Anyone know today how they "celebrate" Columbus Day in public schools? I'd be curious to find out if the approach has become a bit more evenhanded.

Posted by: michele at October 15, 2002 12:25 PM

Well, since most of the teachers think Columbus landed in North America, they probably celebrate by re-enacting the first Thanksgiving. They don't notice the problem until late november.

Posted by: Jeremy at October 16, 2002 11:41 AM

Holy effing shit. That's true, and it never occurred to me. He landed at San Salvador, which I knew, but never mentally paired with the notion that it was mutually exclusive to linking him with all the images and ideas associated with the Thanksgiving holiday. I distinctly remember, also, paper cutouts of turkeys, but can't remember whether they were truly for Thanksgiving or were glommed into Columbus Day. Matter of fact, from Columbus Day on, the rest of every year in elementary school dissappeared under a thundering avalanche of construction paper, glitter and glue, cotton balls used as snow, and various and sundry refuse from home (paper towel rolls, old milk cartons) sliced and spliced into "Holiday" imagery. Gag. Of course, my parents have cached it all, and it all still lives in boxes in closets, a fire hazard with sentimental value.
Just goes to show you how education isn't just a glossy veneer that smoothes out the edges of unhewn minds: it shapes them, from the inner rock out, like an omnipotent Michelangelo "freeing what is inside the stone"--without the recognition, of course, that it's his own conception of what "should be" inside the stone that shapes his final image. As time goes on, it has become more and more my goal to be the artist of my own thoughts.

Posted by: michele at October 16, 2002 03:50 PM

I thought he landed in Hispaniola (Haiti, Dominican Republic) and, hence, the name. Whatever. The guy really sucked.

Posted by: Jeremy at October 18, 2002 10:01 AM

Go fuck yaselves jealous bitches

Posted by: at September 17, 2003 12:19 AM

What does Thanksgiving have to do with Columbus Day? They occurred more than 100 years apart.

Columbus nor white America had any exclusive membership for slave trading. Slavery was alive and well in the Weteren hemisphere (and all over the world)LONG before Columbus was ever born. It is a horrible part of the history of Mankind.

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