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October 14, 2002

I saw a bizarre commercial on television today for the Saturn VUE sport utility vehicle.

The commercial depicted several men in their 30s driving out to the woods. The men unload their gear from their Saturn and set up camp. Then the opening strains of the song "Dueling Banjos" are heard. The men all freeze in place, eyes wide. They then throw all their gear back in the car and speed off.

Without proper context, that commercial probably doesn't make much sense. And with proper context, the commercial becomes outright disturbing.

"Dueling Banjos" was a song famously featured in the 1972 movie Deliverance. Deliverance is about four suburban men who go on a camping trip, only to be brutalized physically and sexually by some deranged backwoods residents.

In other words, the TV commercial's tagline could easily be:

The Saturn VUE- protection from anal rape by psychotic hillbillies.

Posted by Jake at 09:43 PM
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Better than some of the other taglines I've heard...

Posted by: Chewie at October 15, 2002 05:21 AM

What's the matter Jake? Anal rape on the brain? I thought that commercial was hilarious.

Posted by: Billy Bob at October 20, 2002 05:33 PM

Hahahah, anyone have a link to the commercial? Saw it during a football game, haven't been able to find it online.

Posted by: dc at October 20, 2002 10:54 PM

That was one of the funniest commercials I have ever seen. I saw it for the first time last night and everytime I think about it I have to laugh. In fact, I'm wondering why I find it so amusing. If the "ch ch ch - ha ha ha" from the Friday the 13th movies it does not have the same effect.

Posted by: cr at October 21, 2002 04:10 PM

i'm in that commercial. i'm the one driving. thanks for the enthusiasm.

Posted by: dave at October 23, 2002 10:40 PM

Oh my god Dave, you were so cute in that commercail. Do you think we can meet up for a drink sometime?

Posted by: Carly at October 24, 2002 01:03 PM

The driver? Oh my god, you are such a loser.

Posted by: rp at October 24, 2002 02:59 PM

rp: am i missing something? why am i a loser?

Posted by: dave at October 24, 2002 03:47 PM

rp: am i missing something? why am i a loser?

Posted by: dave at October 24, 2002 03:47 PM

rp: am i missing something? why am i a loser?

Posted by: dave at October 24, 2002 03:47 PM

Can I just say that the commercial is really funny, yet it is the most obnoxious at the same time. It will be remembered.

Posted by: ERay at October 24, 2002 04:46 PM

But who's the guy beside you?

Posted by: rp at October 24, 2002 08:11 PM

his name is john.

Posted by: dave at October 25, 2002 12:44 AM

thanks for the info ;)

Posted by: rp at October 25, 2002 06:37 AM

Anyone find the link to this commercial yet?

Posted by: kkk at October 27, 2002 11:50 AM

I have NOT seen this commercial in a few weeks. Is it still on?

Posted by: rk at November 7, 2002 05:36 PM

dave, when can I meet you for a drink cuzin?

Posted by: mike at November 10, 2002 11:09 AM

the checks keep coming- so lets hope it keeps airing. hey cuz- get down here for some drinks!

Posted by: dave at November 12, 2002 02:12 AM

Has anyone found a link for that commercial.....?

Posted by: matt at February 20, 2003 07:22 PM

I found a link to the commercial at this address

http://www2.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/portrayals.html?record=1039

Posted by: craig at February 20, 2003 09:36 PM

I found a link to the commercial at this address

http://www2.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/portrayals.html?record=1039

Posted by: craig at February 20, 2003 09:37 PM

Very funny commercial

Posted by: at February 23, 2003 10:14 AM

It's just a fucking commercial

Posted by: jr at April 7, 2003 09:35 PM
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