Chapter 2: The American Colonies

Since Columbus thought he was in India, he called the people that he met "Indians." The Indians were very very dumb, they didn't even have guns or anything. So Columbus told everyone in Europe about the New World that he had Discovered. Since they didn't have guns or anything, it was very easy to take the Indians' land and possessions, but it was okay, cuz all they really wanted was beads, and man, did we give 'em plenty a beads! Some Spaniards tried building churches in the West of the New World to try to teach the Indians stuff, but they were too dumb and died.

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