Thirteenth Edition

The History of America

Let "Freedom" Ring

by a consortium of unknown hack writers
under the supervision of
American Towering Monolith Textbook Corp.

subsidized by:
The United States Dept. of Education
The United States Dept. of Defense
The House Committee of Un-American Activities
Stars & Stripes Apple Pie Co.
The Interlocking Fortune 500 Directorate
The Moral Majority