Thirteenth Edition

The History of America

Let "Freedom" Ring

by a consortium of unknown hack writers
under the supervision of
American Towering Monolith Textbook Corp.

subsidized by:
The United States Dept. of Education
The United States Dept. of Defense
The House Committee of Un-American Activities
Stars & Stripes Apple Pie Co.
The Interlocking Fortune 500 Directorate
The Moral Majority

Copyright 1997 Unstoppable Juggernaut International Enterprises.
Printed in New York, Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, Tawain, Korea, Bangladesh.

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