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I have this great idea for an anti-McCain “ad”, but I have no time and no video editting equipment to make it. If anyone’s interested, drop me a line and I’ll spill.
I have this great idea for an anti-McCain “ad”, but I have no time and no video editting equipment to make it. If anyone’s interested, drop me a line and I’ll spill.
I do love the Bush economic bailout plan. “We’re gonna take $700 billion and give it to this guy. He’s real smart. He’ll fix it.”
That is really, really, really not a plan. A plan has a “and then we’re gonna to this” and a “and next we’ll do this”, and sometimes a “and if that part doesn’t work, then we’ll do this other thing instead.” A plan involves planning, with beginnings and middles and ends. “We’re gonna give this guy $700 billion” is missing quite a few steps.
Well, okay, the Bush plan does have a Step 2: “then the smart guy will buy a bunch of the bad companies.” Funny story there, though. That Smart Guy? Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson? He used to run Goldman Sachs. Y’know, one of those big investment banks that’s about to tumble through the floorboards. He’s the guy who’s supposed to save us.
So yeah, we’re all pretty fucked.
A friend of mine pointed out this Bush quote to me yesterday:
I’m a strong believer in free enterprise, so my natural instinct is to oppose government intervention. I believe companies that make bad decisions should be allowed to go out of business.
Under normal circumstances, I would have followed this course. But these are not normal circumstances. The market is not functioning properly
No, the market is working exactly as it should. “Free enterprise” doesn’t mean “things always go great”. Under free market capitalism, sometimes the economy tanks. Which is brutal, but we don’t even live under capitalism in this country. We live in some sort of crazy, rigged, old boys’ plutocracy, where the hyper-rich are guaranteed diamond-studded bandaids for their tiniest papercuts, the middle class are dangling over their threadbare safety net, and the poor can fuck off and die.
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Some years back, I wrote about my recent visit to Comic Con, the yearly pop culture mega-convention in San Diego. I did some critiquing of it, and “entertainment journalism” as willing accomplices/collaborators of the entertainment industry’s marketing machine. What was most interesting to me at the time is the way that secrecy built hype. You’re a big video game company, you’ve got a new game coming out in a year, but you hide all the details. Which makes all of the fans and “journalists” so hungry for news that they’ll jump at your tiniest leak or press release. This makes good tacticaly sense for marketers, but ends up being pretty insane for the audience.
And today, I’ve just seen the most ridiculous example of parceled-out hype in a while.
A big, new superhero movie called “The Avengers” is going to be released in the spring of 2012. And today, there was much pomp and giddiness for the release of the First Official Trailer. Remember, this isn’t the movie that fans want to see, this is a commercial for the movie. But that wasn’t enough. Yesterday, the television show “Entertainment Tonight” gave us all an “exclusive first look” at the commercial. For those of you who couldn’t wait 12 hours, the TV show showed clips of the commercial for the movie you actually want to see.
And that’s not all! One popular fan site gave readers a “preview” of the Entertainment Tonight segment! So you could watch a preview of the preview of the commerical for the movie.
I understand why the studios do this, and I sometimes get caught up in the spiral myself. Hell, there’s even some logic buried in there for the fans. But, objectively speaking, that doesn’t make it any less nuts.
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