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I have this great idea for an anti-McCain “ad”, but I have no time and no video editting equipment to make it. If anyone’s interested, drop me a line and I’ll spill.
I do love the Bush economic bailout plan. “We’re gonna take $700 billion and give it to this guy. He’s real smart. He’ll fix it.”
That is really, really, really not a plan. A plan has a “and then we’re gonna to this” and a “and next we’ll do this”, and sometimes a “and if that part doesn’t work, then we’ll do this other thing instead.” A plan involves planning, with beginnings and middles and ends. “We’re gonna give this guy $700 billion” is missing quite a few steps.
Well, okay, the Bush plan does have a Step 2: “then the smart guy will buy a bunch of the bad companies.” Funny story there, though. That Smart Guy? Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson? He used to run Goldman Sachs. Y’know, one of those big investment banks that’s about to tumble through the floorboards. He’s the guy who’s supposed to save us.
So yeah, we’re all pretty fucked.
A friend of mine pointed out this Bush quote to me yesterday:
I’m a strong believer in free enterprise, so my natural instinct is to oppose government intervention. I believe companies that make bad decisions should be allowed to go out of business.
Under normal circumstances, I would have followed this course. But these are not normal circumstances. The market is not functioning properly
No, the market is working exactly as it should. “Free enterprise” doesn’t mean “things always go great”. Under free market capitalism, sometimes the economy tanks. Which is brutal, but we don’t even live under capitalism in this country. We live in some sort of crazy, rigged, old boys’ plutocracy, where the hyper-rich are guaranteed diamond-studded bandaids for their tiniest papercuts, the middle class are dangling over their threadbare safety net, and the poor can fuck off and die.
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Glenn Greenwald has posted an article with some stories about cozy relationships between the Washington press corps, and the politicians they cover. The first is the most embarrassing, an excited series of Twitter posts by CNN’s Ed Henry from a party held at the Vice President’s mansion. Apparently many Washington journalists were invited and attended, and there was much giggling and chasing each other with squirt guns.
Now, this has led a few of said journalists to ponderously weigh the ethical implications of a reporter going to a party thrown by the people he is supposed to cover. No. No no no no. This completely and utterly misses the fucking point. No one is saying that Ed Henry or Wolf Blitzer shouldn’t be able to go to certain parties. We’re saying that Ed Henry and Wolf Blitzer are already utterly fucking compromised, and that this party is just an example of this charade.
You could imagine this in any setting. You’re a reporter covering the mayor’s office, your local sports team, the mafia, the record industry, the police beat, whatever. By covering this topic, you’ll be interacting with some of the same people frequently, and quite possibly become friendly. The closer you get, the harder it can be to treat them impartially, or even negatively, when required. Solving this would either mean colder reporters who don’t get attached, rotating reporters to different beats (at the expense of losing that reporters’ learned expertise), or accepting that reporters are people who will inevitably be biased.
That’s one of the points I’m getting to here. You want to go to parties and chase Senators around the pool, possibly causing warm feelings that soften the punch of your news articles. Fine. Party on, Ed. Just don’t try to pretend that you’re an objective, unbiased reporter.
That’s the absolute lightest thing I can say on this subject. Greenwald’s article reminded me of a similar story I had written about five years ago, during the Bush era, in which the then-president invited a bunch of reporters over to his Crawford compound for a barbecue. When reporters are blind to their own ambition, love of money, love of prestige, and love of proximity to power, they become little more than gossips. It has been with great sadness that I’ve learned that the adult world is very, very frequently the same cliques, vanity, fads and scorn that it was in high school. Bunch of cool kids and a bunch of kids sucking up to the cool kids, both united in their belief that the rest of us deserve the shit the pour down on us. Might be kind of funny, if things like war, poverty and mass extinction weren’t on the line.
And while I’m no journalist, I’m as biased as a motherfucker. Just for the record.
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