Lying Media Bastards

August 12, 2008

Blessed Are the Batshit Crazy

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I will never ever, if I live to be 350, understand religious people. I just won’t.

For example, these folks are a few beads short of a rosary*.

Focus On Family Pulls Controversial Obama ‘Rain’ Video- right-wing Christian group produces a video asking fellow Christians to pray for torrential, road-swamping rains and floods during Barack Obama’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention. Done in a light-hearted way, till the star lets slip the desire for “Biblical” levels of rain. I presume Bibilical as in The Flood. As in “please god, please drown and kill those filthy liberals at their convention.”

GOP Rep. To Environmentalists: Jesus Already Saved The Planet- craziest wingnuttery I’ve seen in years. Republican Congresswoman from Minnesota says that we don’t need to “save the planet” from global warming, because Jesus already “saved the planet” 2000 years ago. Good to know that the soul of the Antarctic ice shelf will be cleansed of sin when it’s last floe melts.

Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church- assorted Christian wackiness. I love #5, and someone needs to tell Faith United General Baptist Church that that saying doesn’t mean what they think it means.

*okay, so I couldn’t think of a funny religious joke there. Sue me. If I hadn’t been on the religious theme, I would’ve used my favorite “not the most balanced part of this nutritious breakfast.”

Posted by Jake on August 12, 2008 11:59 pm

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