Lying Media Bastards

August 13, 2007

Exit the Turd

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And out of nowhere, Karl Rove resigns.

Well, he’s not gone yet. He’ll remain Bush’s loyal sneaky, lying, nut-kicking scumbag till August 31. I suppose it’s possible that between now and then Rove will come out with a brilliant new propaganda campaign that encourages Americans to eat babies, or turn the government over to Satanic Vampire Lords, or make Tim Allen America’s Comedian Laureate. So let’s stay frosty, people.

Of course, you’ve got to wonder what the backstory here is. Is a Rove scandal about to break? Is he departing in hopes that the news will cover up another, pending White House mess? Is he just looking down to a quiet life of smearing innocent people, turning lies into truth, and beating the hell out of cute puppies in his spare time? This columnist makes a good point, will any of us feel safe know that Karl Rove is out there walking the streets?

Posted by Jake on August 13, 2007 9:52 pm

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