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March 23, 2007

Bush Officials Show Glimmerings of Humanity

Wow, Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice are both arguing that the Guantanamo Bay prison camp should be shut down.

Well, okay, the Gitmo prisoners would simply be moved to military prisons inside the US. And the closure wouldn’t be out of kindness, it would be because the prison has become a symbol to the world of American hypocrisy and cruelty. But still, it couldn’t hurt.

Of course, yes-man Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was against the idea, and Dick Cheney cryptically replied “I will consume their still-beating hearts and gain their power!!”

Posted by Jake on March 23, 2007 7:27 am

1 Comment »

  1. Yes, let’s let other countries take the heat for horrific abuses for a change.

    Comment by Gorgon — March 31, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

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