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October 27, 2006

Handy Halloween Decorating Tips

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If you take a large piece of cotton, and carefully pull it apart, you can hang it up to look like spooky cobwebs.

You can also take a large piece of cotton, give it a couple of rough yanks, and hang it up to look like you glued a fucking piece of cotton to your house.

Seriously people, you’re going to spend all that time decorating your home for the holiday and not make it look good? You don’t take a step back, look at your handiwork and say “oh, that looks absolutely nothing like a spiderweb. I’d better try again”? It’s like taping a piece of notebook paper over one eye and saying “look at me, I’m a pirate!”

I’m sure my neighbors mean well, but Jesus! Bad cotton everywhere!

Posted by Jake on October 27, 2006 11:46 am

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