Lying Media Bastards

January 8, 2006

Super Listy

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The most recent issue of the LA Weekly is stuffed to bursting with “of 2005″ lists, of varying levels of usefulness and surreality. My favorites:

Fish in a Barrel- ruthless political cartoons from “Mr. Fish”
2005 in Words- various, mostly political quotes, the majority of which are used to damn former FEMA head Michael Brown.
3 Happy Endings for 2005 News Stories- rewritten history for brain-splattering effect. My favorite:

The Terri Schiavo Incident

Just as the doctors were about to disconnect Terri from her feeding tube, Terri sat up and said, quite clearly, “Stop! I’m fine!”

The doctors, amazed, looked at each other. Finally one shrugged and said what everyone was thinking: “Call the Republicans and tell them they’re right. Science isn’t real.”

Posted by Jake on January 8, 2006 4:21 pm

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