Lying Media Bastards

October 11, 2005

Future Savings

I often point out to friends after meals at Chinese restaurants that the most fortune cookies don’t actually contain “fortunes.” They usually just give you compliments (”you are a wise and generous person”), proverbs (”good advice jars the ear”) or commands (”keep true to the dreams of your youth”).

But this is a new one on me. I mean, it was a cheap Chinese place in a mall, but still…

I see a Clinique gift-with-purchase in your future. Your fortune awaits you at the Robinsons-May counter.

Fucking depressing.

Posted by Jake on October 11, 2005 11:37 am

1 Comment »

  1. Soon, “they” will invent a food that forces you to burp an advertisement after digestion. AWESOME.

    Comment by Tony — October 11, 2005 @ 12:15 pm

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