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April 4, 2005

Sinuses of the Damned


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Jeezus, this cold refuses to go away, hanging on with tiny clawed feet. If this keeps up, I’m going to need antibiotics, or an exorcist.

Posted by Jake on April 4, 2005 5:09 pm

7 Comments »


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    go with the exorcist

    Comment by alphabitch — April 4, 2005 @ 5:19 pm


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    Feel better soon! I recommend taking zinc.

    Comment by Amanda — April 7, 2005 @ 6:38 am


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    THEY ARE SEEDING THE CLOUDS MAN!!!!

    Comment by nobodycares — April 8, 2005 @ 12:07 am


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    Cold is a virus, not caused by bacteria. Antibiotics only work on bacteria duh.

    Comment by Dr Obvious — April 8, 2005 @ 12:35 am


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    Sometimes a simple viral cold can also trigger all sorts of nasty things like sinus infections — which are bacterial in nature and require antibiotics. Obviously.

    But, I wouldn’t trust the exorcists — they’re usually sham artists.

    Comment by margaret — April 8, 2005 @ 1:27 pm


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    Do you still have the sexy Barry White voice?

    Because that’s hot.

    Comment by paul rhead — April 8, 2005 @ 3:14 pm


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    Two words that’ll make your sinus misery disappear: cayenne pepper

    Comment by indy — April 8, 2005 @ 7:18 pm

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