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	<title>Comments on: Sometimes the Jokes Just Write Themselves</title>
	<link>http://www.lyingmediabastards.com/2005/02/sometimes-the-jokes-just-write-themselves</link>
	<description>Muckraking.  Media.  Music.  Menace.</description>
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		<title>by: pjr</title>
		<link>http://www.lyingmediabastards.com/2005/02/sometimes-the-jokes-just-write-themselves#comment-660</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 05:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>What they don't tell you is that he's also developing a colour coded system to target the high rolling repeat customers, and have a personalized, live-in greeter torment them 24 hours a day, before declaring them a security risk and having them shipped off to a Tijiuana jail cell for not using their Home Depot card to purchase more GOP memberships.  Ahhh progress.</description>
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